MY FIRST TIME.... [18+]‏

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget

I'd do it again
Without a single regret.

The sky was dark
The moon was high

We were all alone
Just she and I.

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue

I knew just what
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers
Down her spine.

I didn't know how
But I tried my best

I started by placing
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

And when I did it
I felt no shame

All at once
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished
It's all over now

My first time ever
At milking a cow....
.

GOTCHA ... !

NOW ALL U DIRTY MINDS ..............

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Church and Bar

A Bar Opened Opposite a Church!

The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business...

Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it.

Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities for the cause of its destruction,

as it was an action because of their Prayer...

The Church Denied all Responsibility!

So, the judge commented,

"It's Difficult to Decide the Case

because

Here We have a Bar Owner Who Believes in the Power of Prayer

&

An Entire Church that Doesn't Believe in it !"

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